What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:00
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Do you know what she said mum?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
True - how I loved my mum!
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What do you mean son?
Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What! how could you do that?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.